Sidequest 34 – Ben and Victor Don’t Like Gladiator

We are finally getting around to reviewing the movie that started a string of copycat Roman history movies by reviewing the blockbuster that is Gladiator. For reasons that me and Victor don’t understand, people like this movie. We, if you couldn’t tell from the episode’s title, don’t particularly care for it. The film is full of dumb plot points, bad dialogue, slow motion and several things that make no sense (like the fact that Maximus became a gladiator because … Reasons!). If we’re being honest, this entire movie is avoided by Marcus Aurelius writing a will.

If you rewatch Gladiator, take time to watch The Fall of the Roman Empire which is the inspiration for Gladiator. That will also help you unlock the secret of this movie which we stumble on as we discuss it. Turns out that there’s a connection between Maximus and Obi-Wan Kenobi which we think Ridley Scott clearly intended to convey in Gladiator. I also go on a rant about Boomers. This shouldn’t surprise you given one of the books I reviewed here.

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Sidequest 33 – Violence to Memory: How Wars of Choice Destroy Culture with Dr. Katherine Blouin

As you may know, the US-Israeli Axis launched a preemptive, and unnecessary, war on Iran. This war of choice has destablized the region, caused economic disruptions at home and created a humanitarian crisis throughout the Middle East. One somewhat overlooked part of this war includes the destruction of UNESCO recognized cultural heritage sites. Dr. Katherine Blouin stopped by the podcast to discuss this erasure of both history and culture. In addition to talking about the Iran War and its effects on history, archaeology and culture, we discuss the Israeli government’s genocide of the Palestinian people and Israel’s deliberate attempt to wipe Palestinian culture off the map to justify its own existence.

For additional reading on these topics, check out the following:

Save Sebastia

Archaeologists Against Apartheid

Everyday Orientalism

Follow the Pots Project

Nelly Abboud

While this may not be the most cheerful conversation we’ve ever had on the podcast, it is a necessary one. And it gave us the chance to remind everyone of the best episode of Drunk History ever – Tiffany Haddish discussing Rose Valland. You will need to watch it at some point to get your mind off of current events.

Your reading assignments include Sally Rooney’s Intermezzo and Caroline Dodd Pennock’s On Savage Shores: How Indigenous Americans Discovered Europe.

The theme music is from Brent Arehart. Please call the pod (540-632-0160), leave a message and you’ll get in an episode. Let me know what you think about what we think in the comments, on Bluesky, on Mastodon, on Reddit, or on Instagram.

And never forget that The Classical Antiquity Sidequest is a podcast without end.